ohmygodhelena:

Lorde performing “Perfect Places” on Late Night with Seth Meyers

theirin-myheart:

You’re not a real gamer unless you’ve wasted countless hours of your life purposefully walking in the wrong direction to make sure you’re not missing any content

mercuryblacksleg:

Dr Seuss: ‘Maybe Christmas,’ he thought, ‘doesn’t come from a store. Maybe Christmas … perhaps … means a little bit more!’

Illumination:

dissemblist:

tilthat:

TIL the book ‘Walden’ by Henry David Thoreau is often seen as a ‘bible’ for self-sufficiency enthusiasts. However, while many picture Thoreau as a hermit in the woods, his cabin on the lake was about a mile from town, where he would often go to visit his mother, who did his laundry for him.

via reddit.com

this is every libertarian ever

allsonargent:

#procrastinating like

accio-shitpost:

harry potter except harry is played by an increasingly confused john mulaney who hasn’t been given a script

disasterjones:

“This is the year we continually try to circumvent our dignity.”

— _{Brian W. Foster, A Fool, assuming anybody had any dignity remaining}

dankmemesreasonforliving:

ohmygodthanks:

This is the best anon ask I’ve ever received.

ameschreaves:

Gina Rodriguez for Cosmopolitan February 2019

adult-sasuke:

that post was right i wouldn’t have a sense of humor without spongebob. its still some of the goddamn funniest shit i’ve ever seen. spongebob almost dying because he’s too polite to ask for a glass of water at sandy’s house. mr. krabs and spongebob killing the health inspector. smittywerbenjagermenjensen. “I was born with glass bones and paper skin. every morning I break my legs. and every afternoon I break my arms.” the perfume department on the flying dutchman’s boat. that time spongebob cleared his mind to be a fine dining waiter and forgot his own name because that’s how customer service just BE. the ugly barnacle that was so ugly everyone DIED. the END. the one where squidward buys a pie but it’s actually a bomb. and the MUSICAL numbers like??? the fun song. the christmas song. tony award winning song “this grill is not a grill”. the entire band geeks episode like…this is all from the top of my head!!!!! just from the top of my head!!! there’s so much more!!! thank god for stephen and all the laughs i’ve had because of him.

medicine:

sometime… u jus got 2 eat white rice. plain white rice. untouched. by itself. with your hands

truereset:

some of you have never treated a cat with enough love and kindness to experience their adoration and trust and it shows

chaosgaminggirl:

klubbhead:

pendaly:

bossubossupromode:

Good luck historians of the future.